Today's Clown of the Sound goes to this 37 year old security guard in Tacoma who, on his lunch break, went into the men's bathroom at his job (on the second floor too!) and threw a fire cracker into the toilet!!! Blew the whole toilet up. Fire alarms went off. Fire fighters got there and were like "BRO, REALLY?!" ...they didn't actually say that verbatim but I'm sure they were thinking it. Not only did this man blow up the toilet at his job, he was actually even caught on SURVEILLANCE doing it.
(They're pretty gross....but just remember...it's fire cracker debris.. LOL)