Today’s Clown of the Sound goes to Paul Nixon of Houston, TX! He’s a well known DJ in the area who apparently was so desperate to get out of his marriage that he actually FORGED his wife’s signature. Not only that but when he got caught and went to court to fight it…HE BROUGHT HIS NEW WIFE WITH HIM! His now ex-wife had no idea she was no longer married, and even said all he had to do was ask because she didn’t want to be married to him anymore anyway. Maybe he would’ve gotten away with it if his signature and his “wife’s” signature weren’t EXACTLY THE SAME! LMAO! Paul Nixon, not too bright this one.