A woman named Jess Marfisi from California posted a poll on if a straw has one or two holes on Twitter and the Internet suddenly became engulfed in a straw war!
We had a riveting discussion about this at lunch, but I want to hear from all of you: Does a straw have one or two holes?— Jess Marfisi (@jessdrawz) January 26, 2018
Here are the best arguments we saw for both sides:
straws have one hole. would you say a donut has 2 holes? no. a straw is just a long plastic donut. its not long enough to get away with having 2 holes. humans are long enough donuts to have 2 holes, humans even have several holes. straws are not human length— malin (@c0conutcoke) January 24, 2018
If you were to poke a hole in the middle, and blow water into it, you would be blowing water into one hole and it would be coming out of two holes, thus THREE HOLES, thus there are TWO HOLES ORIGINALLY!!!!— GENE! (@genegoldstein) January 26, 2018
What do you think? Let us know by voting in our poll and we'll discuss on the air!
The Debate to End ALL Debates: How Many Holes Does a Straw Have??— POWER 93.3 (@Power933) February 1, 2018